I shall start with the question that has plagued mankind for half of an eternity…is blue round or square? Now we all know that yellow is round (and drinkable as Tommie himself has proven…this is a true credit to him and I encourage everyone to look into yellow elephant) and red is square, but what is blue. Now it has been purported that blue is in fact a square with rounded edges…I say that is in fact simply avoiding the real question and offers no intellectual understanding. In my opinion blue has no choice but to be round…how else can you explain a blue moon. While I’m not an expert by any means on the shapes of colors I do not believe that I am an intellectual moron…these are questions of intuition that every intelligent individual must agree upon. However I shall offer further evidence for my case for the few that might claim that blue was in deed square…I point to the sky and it testifies to the validity of my statement…if blue were square you would certainly see sharp edges in the sky…I challenge you to find me one. Not to mention the blueness of the water that surrounds us…show me square water and I will show you water that longs to be freed.
Conclusion…Blue is Round!!!
(for those that feel that you just completely wasted five minutes of your life...I may offer some explanation in my next entry...you never know)
